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Tonight we turn our focus to Mercer County and TRENTON NJ which previously served home to Ed Forchion (Fortune) aka NJWEEDMAN and his Weedman’s Joint which offered delicious delicacies such as the Khalifa Kush dish, Pot Head Sandwich, Ganja Cakes, and the treasured Blue Dream Smoothie. While many Trentonians cheered on this positive food establishment, members of Trenton’s thugs with badges program did not share the same outlook. Angered by the NJWeedman’s comical news column postings in the Trentonian, Trenton police issued 23 tickets for the Weedman’s Joint operating past 11PM. Yet, the restaurant rested within a business zone which was not subject to an 11pm closure. On March 8, 2016, NJWeedman filed a religious federal civil rights lawsuit against the city of Trenton and its police department for harassment. Butthurt, the Police department retaliated by employing a stingy sting operation and produced a compliant rat. The Rat, known as Zippy. “Mercer County”. Lapdog spent much of his life as the mercer county degenerate and an overall drain on society. Lapdog spent days on end from needle to needle in search of a trickle of black tar heroin to ingest. When spotted performing fellatio on a Trenton smack dealer, Trenton Police arrested Lil’ Zippy and offered to let this habitual drug using degenerate walk free in exchange for work as a confidential informant leading to the successful arrest and detention of the gentle media giant, NJWeedman.
John Edmunds IV
June 2, 2018
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